An Israeli doctor says, “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man and put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.
A German doctor says, “That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.”
A Russian doctor says, “In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.”
An Illinois doctor, not to be outdone, says, “You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House for ten months, and now half the country is looking for work
* Need proof? He’s hosting a meeting on Jobs & Small Business, at the White House and didn’t invite the Federation of Small Business and the Dept. of Commerce.
(Three of Four jobs in America are gotten from SMALL BUSINESS in America!!!!!!!!! ) DUH….