Late Night Obama Bashing


Late Night Obama Bashing

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
— Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

— Conan O’Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

— Jay Leno

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.

The other is for housing prisoners.
— David Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean

and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!
— Jimmy Fallon

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.

— Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the “Cash for clunkers” program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.

— David Letterman

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3 Responses to “Late Night Obama Bashing”

  1. la martina Says:

    I organize this postal service to be unequivocally useful. I am using it in a gazette I am writing at college.

  2. Frances Otsman Says:

    Thank you for the article, your website is good! I have been falling behind staying updated with the whole Jay/Conan thing this past month but it should be interesting!

  3. talis4 Says:

    Left wing morons, are such a stitch.

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