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WARNING — Freedom To Carry Doesn’t Start Until July 29

June 27, 2010

Constitutional Carry (also called Freedom To Carry or Vermont-style carry) doesn’t begin until July 29, 2010. Terrible news reporting has given many people the mistaken impression that you no longer need a government permission slip to carry a sidearm discreetly. You will be arrested and convicted if you try that now and are found. You MUST wait until the law takes effect on the same day as SB 1070, the illegal-immigration bill (what the “news” media calls the harsh new controversial immigration law).

Arizona will be under an enormous spotlight at that time due to the effort to halt illegal immigration by law. If not for that bill, we would be under the spotlight for daring to let law-abiding citizens exercise the right to keep and bear arms without prior government permission and taxation (and multiple tests, applications, classes, fingerprints, criminal-database listings, approvals, plastic-coated permission slips and expiration dates).

That government version of “rights” dissolves on July 29, and the media insanity it would normally attract will be overlooked entirely as the pack media aims solely at efforts to halt the invasion the state faces at its southern border. Opponents call invasion resistance “racism,” because most of the invaders are of one recognizable race, a foolish idea when you think about it. All too often, people who charge racism are themselves the racists. Arizona has nothing to do with the millions who decided to invade our nation.

A confidential police source reveals that law-enforcement officials expect “Amateur Hour” when the new law takes effect, with bozos waving guns around and generally acting stupidly with their new-found rights. Prove them wrong. Act as responsibly with discreet carry as the state has been with open carry, in effect since statehood in 1912.

Note that the olden concealed-carry law, with all its baggage and costs, remains in full effect. You can still take the classes, get the permission slip, and use it for state-to-state reciprocity, shopping without a NICS background check (since you’re permanently monitored in the criminal databases), and eat in restaurants that serve alcohol, if the restaurant has posted no civil-rights-denial signs to keep your kind out, and you don’t drink while there.

Newcomers to discreet carry (the term “concealed” carry is a derogatory slap that implies something to hide and illicit behavior, and hence is disdained) should remember these–

Gun-safety rules for self defense:

1. If you ever shoot a person in self defense you must then defend yourself against execution for murder.

2. When you drop the hammer you are cashing in your life savings
for your lawyer’s retainer. Avoid this unless your life depends on it.

3. It’s always better to avoid a gunfight than to win one.

4. If innocent life doesn’t immediately depend on it, don’t shoot. And if it does, don’t miss.

5. If you draw, show or mention your gun in the wrong way or at the wrong time, you go to prison for a long time, after enormous hassle and your life savings are depleted.

Learn the rest — take an Arizona class.
And get The Arizona Gun Owner’s Guide
http://www.gunlaws.com/agog.htm
(includes an update on the new law.)

Fall Classes for Women (Humor)

December 13, 2009

Fall Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Thursday December 20,
2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
.

Class 1
Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat
Step by Step, with Slide Presentation
Meets 4 wks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 2
Which Takes More Energy – Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours?
Round Table Discussion
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours

Class 3
Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?            —Group Debate.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours

Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a SuitcasePictures and Explanatory Graphics
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks

Class 5
Curling Irons–Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet?
Examples on Video
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6
How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program
Help Line Support and Support Groups
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7
Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos?
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours

Class 8
Health Watch–They Make Medicine for PMS – USE IT!
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours

Class 9
I Was Wrong and He Was Right!–Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM – Location to be determined

Class 10
How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim.
Driving Simulations
4 weeks, Saturday’s noon, 2 hours

Class 11
Learning to Live–How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield.
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12
How to Shop by Yourself.
Meets 4 wks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.


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