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‘Twas the night before elections

October 3, 2010

‘Twas the night before elections

And all through the town

Tempers were flaring

Emotions all up and down!

I, in my bathrobe

With a cat in my lap

Had cut off the TV

Tired of political crap.

When all of a sudden

There arose such a noise

I peered out of my window

Saw Obama and his boys

They had come for my wallet

They wanted my pay

To give to the others

Who had not worked a day!

He snatched up my money

And quick as a wink

Jumped back on his bandwagon

As I gagged from the stink

He then rallied his henchmen

Who were pulling his cart

I could tell they were out

To tear my country apart!

‘On Fannie, on Freddie,

On Biden and Ayers!

On Acorn, On Pelosi’

He screamed at the pairs!

They took off for his cause

And as he flew out of sight

I heard him laugh at the nation

Who wouldn’t stand up and fight!

So I leave you to think

On this one final note-

IF YOU DON’T WANT SOCIALISM

GET OUT AND VOTE!!!!

Great Orators of the Democrat Party

June 11, 2010

‘One man with courage makes a majority.’ –  Andrew Jackson

‘The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.’ –  Franklin D. Roosevelt

‘The buck stops here.’ –  Harry S. Truman

‘Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.’ – John F. Kennedy

AND FROM TODAY’S GENIUS DEMOCRATS….

‘It depends what your definition of ‘Sex’ is?” – Bill Clinton

‘That Obama – I would like to cut his NUTS off.’  – Jesse Jackson

‘Those rumors are false …. I believe in the sanctity of marriage.’ – John Edwards

‘I invented the Internet’ – Al Gore

‘The next person that tells me I’m not religious, I’m going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS.’  – Joe Biden

‘America is–is no longer, uh, what it–it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was…uh, and I say to myself, ‘uh, I don’t want that future, uh, uh for my children.’  – Barack Obama

‘I have campaigned in all 57 states.  – Barack Obama   (Quoted 2008)

‘You don’t need God anymore, you have us Democrats.’ – Nancy Pelosi    (Quoted 2006)

‘Paying taxes is voluntary.’ –  Sen. Harry Reid

‘Bill is the greatest husband and father I know.  No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he.’ –  Hillary Clinton    (Quoted 1998)

HOW LUCKY CAN WE BE TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR IMPERILED COUNTRY?

”Life’s tough ……..it’s even tougher if you’re stupid…” – John Wayne


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