Posts Tagged ‘sex’

Great Orators of the Democrat Party

June 11, 2010

‘One man with courage makes a majority.’ –  Andrew Jackson

‘The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.’ –  Franklin D. Roosevelt

‘The buck stops here.’ –  Harry S. Truman

‘Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.’ – John F. Kennedy

AND FROM TODAY’S GENIUS DEMOCRATS….

‘It depends what your definition of ‘Sex’ is?” – Bill Clinton

‘That Obama – I would like to cut his NUTS off.’  – Jesse Jackson

‘Those rumors are false …. I believe in the sanctity of marriage.’ – John Edwards

‘I invented the Internet’ – Al Gore

‘The next person that tells me I’m not religious, I’m going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS.’  – Joe Biden

‘America is–is no longer, uh, what it–it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was…uh, and I say to myself, ‘uh, I don’t want that future, uh, uh for my children.’  – Barack Obama

‘I have campaigned in all 57 states.  – Barack Obama   (Quoted 2008)

‘You don’t need God anymore, you have us Democrats.’ – Nancy Pelosi    (Quoted 2006)

‘Paying taxes is voluntary.’ –  Sen. Harry Reid

‘Bill is the greatest husband and father I know.  No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he.’ –  Hillary Clinton    (Quoted 1998)

HOW LUCKY CAN WE BE TO HAVE SUCH BRILLIANT MINDS IN CHARGE OF OUR IMPERILED COUNTRY?

”Life’s tough ……..it’s even tougher if you’re stupid…” – John Wayne

Tiger Woods Holiday Poem (humor)

January 17, 2010

‘Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin’, chased by his spouse.

She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry,                                                              Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.

He’d been cheatin’ on Elin, and the story progressed.                                                Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.

He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,                                                With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.

From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin’ them texts.

Despite all his cryin’ and beggin’ and pleadin’,
Tiger’s wife went investin’ — a new home in Sweden.

And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
“If you’re gettin’ laid then I’m gettin’ paid.”

She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her pre-nup made Christmas come early this year.

Stimulus spending – By Susan Ferrechio

November 7, 2009

Remember, these projects all provide jobs and stimulate the economy. Obama told me so!

After a flurry of stimulus spending, questionable projects pile up…

(Where the government is spending (squandering/wasting) our hard-earned tax dollars)

By: Susan Ferrechio
Chief Congressional Correspondent

November 3, 2009

The $787 billion stimulus bill was passed in February and was promised as a job saver and economy booster. Here is where some of the money went:

$300,000 for a GPS-equipped helicopter to hunt for radioactive rabbit droppings at the Hanford nuclear reservation in Washington state.

$30 million for a spring training baseball complex for the Arizona Diamondbacks and Colorado Rockies.

$11 million for Microsoft to build a bridge connecting its two headquarter campuses in Redmond, Wash., which are separated by a highway.

$430,000 to repair a bridge in Iowa County, Wis., that carries 10 or fewer cars per day.

$800,000 for the John Murtha Airport in Johnstown, Pa., serving about 20 passengers per day, to build a backup runway.

– $219,000 for Syracuse University to study the sex lives of freshmen women.

$2.3 million for the U.S. Forest Service to rear large numbers of arthropods, including the Asian long-horned beetle, the nun moth and the woolly adelgid.

$3.4 million for a 13-foot tunnel for turtles and other wildlife attempting to cross U.S. 27 in Lake Jackson, Fla.

– $1.15 million to install a guardrail for a persistently dry lake bed in Guymon, Okla.

$9.38 million to renovate a century-old train depot in Lancaster County, Pa., that has not been used for three decades.

– $2.5 million in stimulus checks sent to the deceased.

$6 million for a snow-making facility in Duluth, Minn.

– $173,834 to weatherize eight pickup trucks in Madison County, Ill.

– $20,000 for a fish sperm freezer at the Gavins Point National Fish Hatchery in South Dakota.

– $380,000 to spay and neuter pets in Wichita, Kan.

– $300 apiece for thousands of signs at road construction sites across the country announcing that the projects are funded by stimulus money.

– $1.5 million for a fence to block would-be jumpers from leaping off the All-American Bridge in Akron, Ohio.

$1 million to study the health effects of environmentally friendly public housing on 300 people in Chicago. (Obama’s hometown)

– $356,000 for Indiana University to study childhood comprehension of foreign accents compared with native speech.

– $983,952 for street beautification in Ann Arbor, Mich., including decorative lighting, trees, benches and bike paths.

– $148,438 for Washington State University to analyze the use of marijuana in conjunction with medications like morphine.

– $462,000 to purchase 22 concrete toilets for use in the Mark Twain National Forest in Missouri

– $3.1 million to transform a canal barge into a floating museum that will travel the Erie Canal in New York state.

– $1.3 million on government arts jobs in Maine, including $30,000 for basket makers, $20,000 for storytelling and $12,500 for a music festival.

– $71,000 for a hybrid car to be used by student drivers in Colchester, Vt., as well as a plug-in hybrid for town workers decked out with a sign touting the vehicle’s energy efficiency.

– $1 million for Portland, Ore., to replace 100 aging bike lockers and build a garage that would house 250 bicycles.

Sources: News reports, Office of the Senate Minority Leader, Office of Sen. Tom Coburn

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How much longer are we going to put up with this? We should all be calling or writing to our Senators and Congressmen and demanding a stop to all this wasteful spending. And if they do not respond, remind them that re-election time comes soon. It’s time for the American people to stand up and make our voices heard. We need to tell them as in the words of Howard Beale in the 1976 movie “Network”,

‘I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore!’


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